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Privacy Policy

The full Privacy Policy is being finalised. This page is a placeholder outline — the complete text is coming soon. The summary below reflects how the service is designed to handle your data.

What we collect

  • Your mobile phone number, so we can deliver your daily dose by SMS.
  • Your chosen prescription and basic delivery/opt-in records needed to run the service and honour consent.

How we use it

  • To send you the daily encouragement you signed up for.
  • To honour STOP/HELP requests and keep required consent records.

Your choices

Reply STOP at any time to unsubscribe. We do not sell your phone number. The complete Privacy Policy — including data retention, deletion requests, and contact details — will be published here before public launch.

A parody. Not medical advice.