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Privacy Policy
The full Privacy Policy is being finalised. This page is a placeholder outline — the complete text is coming soon. The summary below reflects how the service is designed to handle your data.
What we collect
- Your mobile phone number, so we can deliver your daily dose by SMS.
- Your chosen prescription and basic delivery/opt-in records needed to run the service and honour consent.
How we use it
- To send you the daily encouragement you signed up for.
- To honour STOP/HELP requests and keep required consent records.
Your choices
Reply STOP at any time to unsubscribe. We do not sell your phone number. The complete Privacy Policy — including data retention, deletion requests, and contact details — will be published here before public launch.
A parody. Not medical advice.