Legal
Terms of Service
Last updated: July 4, 2026
These terms describe how 24 Hours of Power works today. It is a free, parody, entertainment SMS service — not medical advice and not an actual pharmacy.
Business information
Operated by Jon Cartwright. Content on this site is for entertainment purposes only.
The short version
- 24 Hours of Power™ is a free, parody, entertainment SMS product. It is not medical advice and dispenses no actual pharmaceuticals.
- By entering your number you agree to receive roughly one text message per day. Message & data rates may apply.
- Reply STOP at any time to unsubscribe, or HELP for help.
- Available to US and Canadian mobile numbers only.
Use of the service
The service is provided as-is, for personal entertainment. The daily messages are encouragement written in a parody “prescription” voice and carry no warranty of any kind. To the extent permitted by law, the operator is not liable for any loss arising from use of the service. You can stop at any time by replying STOP. Questions? See the Help page or reply HELP to any message.
A parody. Not medical advice.