Terms of Service

The full Terms of Service are being finalised. This page is a placeholder outline — the complete legal text is coming soon. The summary below describes how the service actually works today.

The short version

• 24 Hours of Power™ is a free, parody, entertainment SMS product. It is not medical advice and dispenses no actual pharmaceuticals.
• By entering your number you agree to receive roughly one text message per day. Message & data rates may apply.
• Reply STOP at any time to unsubscribe, or HELP for help.
• Available to US and Canadian mobile numbers only.

Coming soon

The complete Terms — covering acceptable use, disclaimers, limitation of liability, and governing law — will be published here before public launch. Questions in the meantime? See the Help page.